time

it's just a great time to be alive.

bursting with flavor

there's so much to tell about i can't hold it all in. maybe if i tell about the things i'm allowed to say, it'll help keep in the things i desperately can't say.

so yeah i got jumped into a gang at firefly. it's like the army in the best way. vanessa was on top of the speaker rockin it out and like 6 people were around holding up their hands in case she fell but nobody said to get down. instead zalika said "that girl has brass balls".

you have reached warren's telephone. i love you.

what can i say about magical aztec drinks, dome levitation...
The mystical dome levitation experience, which no one person or 8 people could do alone. really a physical reminder that together we are so much stronger, safer and more powerful!
if one person got distracted, somebody could have got crushed under 2 tons of metal...

anarchy, such a fragile utopia.

i was sposed to go to the rmv for about the 8th time today but i chickened again, but AMY is visiting soon so i better go!

amy of all amys
glorify me that i may glorify thee
bullets cannot stops
the hem of amy

ruckus muckus is giving me a free bike. i think it might be made out of rubber or that superball material.

im worried about my dad again. it's only been a few months but already his voicemail box is full, a bad sign...

why do i have to be responsible for everybody. my electric is shut off and they want 1700 dollars and i saved up most of it already in a few days but katie's in the hospital and they wont let her out without electricity...

its not like im looking to take care of anybody. i dont even have a cat or anything. ohh my head hurts crash time for now

fire fleets

There's so much to say about firefly. soon it will be gushed about, and all gone again. plus i only have 15 minutes to say right now. but okay for example:

At the miss firefly beauty contest, there was a girl named Miss My Little Pony who danced topless to that song "Short Skirt Long Jacket" by Cake. So then I saw her later by the sauna and I was like "It's Miss My Little Pony!" so she ran up and gave me a hug, and I told her I directed a movie about my little ponies. And she said what movie and I said Pony Trouble.

and she gives me this look like ewwww and says. "Oh yeah, I saw that movie."

devo knights capture while kissing the sleeping clifton

It is required for knights to tell tall tales. I mean to be totally honest, but there is something about violence which makes it so hard not to exaggerate. The adrenaline or something makes it seem like there were 8 ogres attacking you instead of one medium sized guy. Or mostly when you are trying to convey the experience to others. I think this is why heroes such as hercules can grow to be up to 800 foot tall. Violence distorts. "There were millions of them!"

There was this conflict on the orange line but when i told rachel about it, it became more violent in the telling. Even the wisest of knights cannot help this kind of thing now and again.

I think they were in some kind of Malden irish gang.

Natalie has been so helpful that my to-do lists are now so all-encompassing that I have to put "go home and sleep" on there, or i will forget to do it until days have passed.

Which is bad news for my girlfriends i suppose. But lots of people are busy right now. My 'stock' has had a recent spike due to my friend thom having seat filler duties at Devo and thus allowing me to get 22 of my friends in to the show for free. They are fat 60 yr olds now tho. Are we not men? We are Fat Devo.

When my stock goes up, Jess often psychically knows and calls me on the phone. She called during Devo from a Tony Clifton show to tease me about the fact she is getting married again to an "awesome" guy. And to ask me do I want to come to the wedding? No of course not lol.

Tonight is the worst kind of busy for girlfriends, writing mode. I have to write these 5 scenes so i cant be disturbed. But if I finish on time I will call them up and kiss them. Even if I have to like capture while kissing...

my new frog

rupert murdoch is a shit, and erased all my friend's pics. plus he will give your private info to the CIA.
in protest, i am copying amanda and my mom by moving my blog to here. giddy up.